43 Things I Want For My Birthday

Apparently, I am notoriously difficult to buy for.  So this year, I'm going to make it easier for everyone.  Here are 43 things I want for my birthday, so . . . it wasn't just a clever title.  And also, this isn't an ordered list.  I'm making it up as I go along.

1. A Dolphins win this Sunday, and for Ryan Tannehill to outplay Cam Newton in the process
2. This Martin/Incognito thing to be over with
3. A Jets loss
4. UNC to not get embarrassed (little late on this one)
5. 55 inch big screen in the Man Cave
6. Brandon Marshall 
7. 3 TDs for Demaryius Thomas
8. Pizza
9. Socks
10. The sweet Nikes I just designed
11. A Patriots loss
12. My fantasy basketball team to win
13. A new Raconteurs album/tour
14. A Porsche
15. Cherry Chocolate Cake Jelly Bellys
16. 3 TDs for Zac Stacy
17. A healthy meniscus
18. Recruiting violation charges brought against Duke's basketball program
19. A healthy Greg Oden
20. My own McDonald's
21. One NBA player to admit he committed a foul
22. Bacon
23. Play ONE Foo Fighters song perfectly
24. My own sports talk radio show
25. Lose these last 5 pounds without giving up fast food
26. 3 TDs for the Chiefs defense
27. An offensive line
28. World Peace
29. 85 degrees and humid
30. PJ Hairston reinstated
31. A copy of UNC's 2009 NCAA tournament game vs. LSU
32. Unlimited Diet Dr Pepper
33. The perfect onion rings
34. One Direction tickets (you know, for the girls)
35. 3 TDs for Carson Palmer
36. An REM reunion tour (with Bill)
37. One birdie . . . just one
38. Roger Goodell's retirement (effective immediately)
39. The Ryan Mallett era
40. 3 TDs for Coby Fleener
41. That "It's A Wonderful Life" sequel to die
42. 700 million dollars
43. The perfect cheeseburger

See?  I'm not that difficult.