My 25 of 2016

Sorry I lied to everyone. I wanted to have this list out this past Friday, but The xx messed everyone up with their late entry and I totally had to reshuffle. The truth is, this was the hardest year to pick a true number one, as any of my top 8 have, at some point, held that cherished position. However, you have to go with something at some point, and so here it is. As always, I encourage everyone to make a favorites list and share with the world, if for no other reason that just because it’s fun. So here it is, my favorite 25 songs of 2016.

25. “The Palest of Them All” — Lawrence Arabia

I don’t know much about this dude, except he’s kind of odd and had one of the best songs a couple years ago called “Apple Pie Bed” which I still have no clue about the meaning of. Either way, it’s a nice little song. Light little ditty that easily can get stuck in your head all day.

24. “Real Love Baby” — Father John Misty

Ok, forgive me. I don’t listen to a lot of Fleet Foxes, but are they even still a thing? I feel like he’s had a lot more commercial success as a solo artist, and I think he’s the drummer. Can someone help me out here? If he’s the drummer, I guess that explains why I like him so much. Everyone knows the drummer is the key to any great band.

23. “QB Sneak” — Active Bird Community

I think these guys are pretty young, but I like their sound. Another one of those songs that at first blush, I didn’t think much of. But I kept hearing it and found myself singing it throughout the day. They’ve got some good music. Still don’t know anything about them.

22. “Can’t Have Them" — Hockey Dad

This band is from New Zealand, which is close to Australia, right? That explains this then. Actually, the last few years I’ve kinda gotten into that surf rock sound. Wavves, Surfer Blood, Cayucas … I find myself drawn to their music. This group falls in line with that ilk. Great album, by the way. 

21. “First World Problem” — Unknown Mortal Orchestra

I think this is one of those bands that is just like one guy and studio musicians. I have a chance to see them a couple years ago, but I bailed, so I feel like I missed out. I think there is a new album in the works. The last one was amazing. Looking forward to more.

20. “All I Ever Wonder” — St. Paul and the Broken Bones

This is why you go to $12 concerts by yourself, kids. Went to see them at the Continental Club three years ago, maybe? Yeah, they hung out after an amazing show and talked to a group of people for about an hour. I got to meet Paul Janeway and he’s one of the nicest guys. We talked about Alabama and barbecue and he wanted to hang out more, but I had to go. It was awkward. But seriously, they put on one of the most amazingly intense live shows I’ve ever seen. And they opened for the Stones a year after that. I don’t think I’ll get to see them for $12 anymore. I bet we’ll still hang out, though.

19. “Berlin Got Blurry” — Parquet Courts

Again, a band I know nothing about. I will say the bass line to this songs totally reminds me of that “Jesus is a Friend of Mine” video on the YouTubes. If you haven't seen it, listen to it and then listen to this song and see if I’m close to right. Either way, it’s a smooth song.

18. “Mascara” — Megan Nicole

First, don’t judge me. Second, I’ve always thought The National should do an album of pop song covers. They could do some T-Swift, maybe some Miley. I don’t know. It just makes me laugh to think about. So when you listen to this song, imagine it Matt Berninger singing it and laugh away.

17. “I Don’t Care About You” — Lake Street Dive

Real conversation between me and my (kinda) friend, Leigh Ann. 

Me: “Hey, you should listen to this band Lake Street Dive”

LA: “I told you that months ago.”

Me: “Did you? I guess I wasn’t listening.”

LA: “I’m used to it. You never listen to anything I say.”

Me: “What?”

16. “Every Time I’m Ready To Hug” — Ra Ra Riot

Finally got to see them this year, and of course it’s post-Alexandra Lawn, but whatever. I’m not bitter. The drummer is amazing. He killed it all night. And they have a great sound and put on a really good show. Seriously “Can You Tell” is one of my all-time favorite songs and probably always will be. Side note: If you need someone to go to a concert with you, might I suggest inviting Robyn Archer? You will definitely get to the front of the stage. I seriously don’t know how she does it. It’s like Jedi powers or something. 

15. “Drugs” — Dreamers

Ok, so this song is not literally about drugs. It’s a metaphor. You’re just going to have to take the band’s word for that. It’s a pretty rocking song, and the list needed some rock desperately after that Megan Nicole fiasco.

14. “Get Out” — Frightened Rabbit

If I’m not mistaken, they toured with Caveman, and they came to Houston. And I was not there. So that’s on me. This is just one of those songs that make you think about something you lost and is honestly pretty depressing. Maybe The National will cover it.

13. “Never Going Back” — Caveman

If I’m not mistaken, they toured with Frightened Rabbit, and they came to Houston. And I was not there. So that’s on me. The more I listen to them, the more I like them. I really don’t know what it is about this song. It just stays with me, haunts me, depresses me. Maybe The National will cover it.

12. “Do You Remember” — St. Lucia

Can you believe this song fell out of the top ten? It was in the top five all summer. That shows you why it was so hard to finish this list. Lots more late entries this year than in previous years. Listen to this song and try to stay still. Can’t do it, can you? The whole album is like this. 

11. “The Sound” — The 1975

Ok, this is a really fun song. They have a lot of really fun songs. But then you listen to some of them and you’re like “Guys …… really?” Then I have to explain to the girls why we can’t listen to the rest of the album. Or why I can’t take them to a concert. I’m not ticky tacky when it comes to music, but there’s a point at which it just becomes unnecessary and forced. Ladies and gentlemen … The 1975.

10. “Radio of Lips” — The Joy Formidable

I will buy anything they put out. They rock and the lead singer’s name is Ritzy. She’s amazing and an amazing guitarist. And their drummer is so unreal. YouTube the live version of “Whirring” and tell me I’m not right. There is also an acoustic version of this song on the YouTubes and it’s pretty amazing as well. They’re on my bucket list to go see. By the way, they were also in Houston in October, but I had to pick between them and Costello, and … well, you know. Come on … it’s Elvis Costello, guys.

9. “Coins” — Local Natives

This is a band that apparently I’m going to have to get to know, which is not uncommon. I kind of blew them off for a little while, but then this song just got to me. I don’t know anything about them, but this song is slow and cool and feels like a … slow, cool song.

8. “Love as a Weapon” — Little Scream

Such a cool, funky song. Maybe the best singalong of the group. Ok, let me take that back. Depends on what you like to sing along to I guess. It’s just a cool jam. One of those songs you can’t turn off. I think this is one of those solo artists and she just named herself a band name to take the attention away from the fact that her name is Mildred Pattycake or something.

7. “On Hold” — The xx

I have no doubt if this song had come out earlier in the year, it would be number one. I am currently listening to it on rotation, just ask my kids. I will go see them if they tour with their upcoming album. I think it’s due in February. This again is one of those bands that is so not in my wheelhouse personally, but they’re just so good. And they write the most beautiful songs. I mean, just sheer beauty in their music. They had my favorite song of like 2012 with “Angels” which is another beautiful song. I love her voice. It’s like an angel mixed with another angel or something. Not real good with the metaphors. And they have perfected the little four beat break between verses. Anyway, they’re on the bucket list. This should have been my favorite song. I’m just not a prisoner of the moment kind of guy. It’s not fair to those who have gutted it out all year.

6. “Slash/Burn” — Thao and the Get Down Stay Down

What a cool song. I honestly don’t know why I like it. It does not at all sound like something I would listen to, but I honestly thought it was going to be my favorite for the year. This whole album is just funky, and the bass on this song takes a front seat. Listen to it. Love it. Tell me why I like it so much.

5. “Pretty Dumb, Pretty Lame” — Peter Bjorn and John

Ok, so no joke, they had my favorite album of 2016. Imagine ELO and Abba got together and made an album. Then Peter Bjorn and John listened to it and said, “Guys, we should do something to pay homage to this record.” That’s what this is. And this song is so doggone catchy, and probably has my favorite line of any song on the countdown”

“So you think you can hit the sky/if you feed the machine that the industry drives/is it worth all the souls you’ll destroy on the ride?”

No idea what that means, but it’s super cool.

4. “Crying in the Sunshine” — Miniature Tigers

I don’t do as many Spider-Man videos as I used to. Sorry. SPOILER ALERT: That’s me in that mask, guys. But this song prompted me, no … COMPELLED me to do one. There’s nothing deep or meaningful about this song, I don’t think. It’s just fun to dance to when you’re wearing a Spider-Man mask. Or so the wall-crawler tells me (wink).

3. “Lazer Gun Show” — Hey Geronimo

I am so ashamed of myself because I just knew this was going to be number one. I told my friend Conner that everyone was going to be singing “HEY! HO! WHERE DID THE SUN GO?” all year long. And that didn’t happen. But this is a great album from a great band that I am holding out hope will one day come to America. They’re Australian. I like Australian bands. It has to have something to do with Rick Springfield, Men at Work, and the fact that Olivia Newton-John was my first celebrity crush. Yeah, that’s probably it.

2. “Silly Me” — Yeasayer

Second best album I bought this year, and by far … by far the best show I saw. I thought they’d be good, but I had no idea they’d be that good. It was such a fun atmosphere. Everything was upbeat and I said I would be fine as long as they played three songs: Silly Me, Ambling Alp and O.N.E … then they played them all three back to back to back. So they listen to their fans as well. Seriously, if you want to go to see them, I will travel. They are worth it. Best $20 I may have ever spent on a concert, and I’m not joking. They’re so good.

1. “Don’t” — Larkin Poe

Ok, so I saw they were opening for Costello so I started listening to them and I got hooked. The only bad thing is the audience they were playing to is probably not their target audience. Let me put it this way. Rarely do I attend a show in which I actually bring the average age of the audience down. But that’s what they were dealing with. And they killed it. And they closed their set with “Bang Bang” and I thought I was going to die. They are that good. They’re going to be big. Imagine if Jack White did an album with Haim, and let’s also just assume that Haim was actually talented. You might get something like Larkin Poe. This song is a little more pop than the other songs on their new album. And I got to meet them and they were so nice and I completely made an idiot out of myself. “So you guys are from Atlanta? I love Atlanta. I eat at the Varsity a lot.” Because, you know, all there is to do in Atlanta is eat at The Varsity. Anyway, they were nice. And while any of these songs could have been number one, I looked Rebecca Lovell in the eye and told her “Don’t” is my favorite song of 2016. And you try lying to Rebecca Lovell. Seriously, they are so rocking. 

So there you have it. Looking forward to hearing some of your favorite music from the year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, y’all.